coastie99
Enlightened Member
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.
"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question and answers, "No Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, thinks for a moment and then answere, "No Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and asks, "Your Holiness, are there ANY dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the World?"
The Pope, by now thoroughly baffled replies, "My son I'm sorry, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the World."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling around and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting .........................
"Grumpy shagged a penguin ! Grumpy shagged a penguin !
"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question and answers, "No Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back. "Your Holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, thinks for a moment and then answere, "No Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and asks, "Your Holiness, are there ANY dwarf nuns ANYWHERE in the World?"
The Pope, by now thoroughly baffled replies, "My son I'm sorry, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the World."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling around and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting .........................
"Grumpy shagged a penguin ! Grumpy shagged a penguin !