Dear Abby

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Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings.

The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time, the moron will buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Mad Wife in Michigan
 
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