Wine for Geezers

[dklsplace]

I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE

 

[TonyT]

Urine fine form tonight.

 

[FNG]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Default]

Would I drink it?

Depends...

 

[taabru45]

:roll: groooan

 

[BobsterMan]

and I thought that it was just another dry wine...

 

[Scratch]

Not to be outdone by a neighboring winery featuring their latest: Pinot Now

 

[dreadnut]

There's the problem, I must have been drinking a Peesporter...

 

[BobsterMan]

Peesporter?

Peesporter wet
Peesporter dry
Peesporter in my drawers
Running down my thigh...

 

[Graham]

Peesporter?

Peesporter wet
Peesporter dry
Peesporter in my drawers
Running down my thigh...

Very good.

Putting yourself in the running for a Grammy? They seem to flow along the urine line don't they. :shock:

 

[Scratch]

Hmmmm. There's a country song in there somewhere... :roll: