Variation on an oldie...

AlohaJoe

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At the end of his gig at a swanky party, the guitar player heads for the bar.

Soon he is approached by a tall, lovely but very tipsy woman in an elegant black dress. She sidles up next to him... "Hey handsome," she slurs, "get me a drink and I'll do anything you can say in three words."

Of course he complies, and when her drink arrives she tosses it back in one gulp and says "Well?"

He hesitates for about a dotted quarter-note and says:

"Load. My. Gear."
 

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The variation I heard has a guy meeting a lady of the night, who tells him that she'll do anything he wants for a hundred bucks.
He thinks about it, gives her a hundred bucks, and says, "Paint my house." :lol:

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