The Dialectizer: Cuss it all t'tarnation

[Qvart]

This is a site from waaaaaaaaaay back in the early days of the internet. Copy and paste a URL or a block of text for dialectization.

For example, here's my '72 SFIV NGD in redneck:

Yessuh, finally...th' official rollout.

But fust, th' fine noos...

NO FINISH CHECKING! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide!


Okay, on wif th' show.


So yessuh, Qvart has branched outta th' Solid Hide an' Acoestic fo'ums fo' th' fist time wif...


...a VERY WELL-PACKED git-fiddle!

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ah cain't say fo' sho'nuff, but ah knows thar were some changes. Fo' example, some SF's had a master voloom (which kinda intrigues me) but this hyar one don't haf it.

ah sat in th' kitchen fo' a bit an' played it unplugged, cuss it all t' tarnation. Feels great - same neck as an S-100 fum thet time, but tighter strin' tenshun, an' fine resonance. Gotta plug it in now.

As fo' corndishun: it's been neglecked in both fine an' bad ways - th' fine is it's not beat t'death (thar is some scratches an' a couple spots on th' back wo'n through th' finish); th' bad - it needs a fine cleanin' an' a fine setup. Some of th' frets is a li'l daid/buzzy an' th' fretboard looks purdy dried out. Qvart (an' Autumn - th' Git-fiddle Mama) t'th' rexcue!

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This hyar may be mah noo favo'ite git-fiddle. Mo'e later.

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Looks t'be in purdy fine shape otherwise, but ah need t'do a closer inspeckshun. Besides needin' a cleanin' an' a fine setup, it's appears t'be A-OK. Th' eleckronics seem solid, an' it soun's sah-weeeet. I'll give it some mo'e play time, but mah fust thunk was thet it may acshully soun' better than mah S-100s (yes, Qvart pow'ful did jest say thet! Fry mah hide!).

Enjoy! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


(PS: My favorite is translating the Constitution into redneck - it changes USA into the United States of South Carolina, as enny fool kin plainly see.!)