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Senior Member
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
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On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
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On a Church's Bill board:
7 days without God makes one weak.
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At a Tire Store:
Invite us to your next blowout.
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On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
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In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
**************************
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
**************************
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
**************************
On a Church's Bill board:
7 days without God makes one weak.
**************************
At a Tire Store:
Invite us to your next blowout.
**************************
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
**************************
In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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