Sacramento Banjo Band

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Looks like you need one of these, Hatted One:

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Dread,

Great pic.

What's the definition of perfect pitch? The ability to throw a banjo down a mine shaft without hitting the sides.

A guy with a banjo in his car forgot to lock the doors. When he came back, he saw a window broken open. When he looked inside, he saw that somebody had thrown in a second banjo.

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It appears to me that all those banjos in the Sacramento band are 4-stringers, i.e., "strumming" banjos. And a tuba - what a hoot!

Certainly those bad banjo jokes must not be about 5-string bluegrass banjos :mrgreen:

What's the difference between a small block Chevy engine and a banjo? You can tune a small block Chevy engine.

How can you tell when the stage is level? The banjo player is drooling equally out of both sides of his mouth.
 

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You guys are tough! One of my goals is to join the Sacramento Banjo Band once I get a bit better on my tenor banjo.

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in Sacra-tomato, CA
 

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Darryl Hattenhauer said:
Dread,



What's the definition of perfect pitch? The ability to throw a banjo down a mine shaft without hitting the sides.



Sheckie Hattedfrau

I thought it was when you toss an accordion into a dumpster, and it lands on a banjo. :lol:
 

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TJ,

I started playing 4-string banjo in 1960. In the same year, the Sack o' tomato Banjo Band formed to prevent the degradation of the 4-string banjo. In fact, the guy who started it, Dick Suryhine (sp?) was running the competition at a local hootenanny, so each group had to do a demo tape for the judges to listen to later. When he was recording us, he just cut us off after a few bars and asked us to leave.

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dh,

OK - just what the heck is that other stuff goin on. Some folks are beatin' sticks with like tins cans tied to them :!: :!: :!:

I honestly don't know which sounds worse. :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Darryl Hattenhauer said:
TJ,

I started playing 4-string banjo in 1960. In the same year, the Sack o' tomato Banjo Band formed to prevent the degradation of the 4-string banjo. In fact, the guy who started it, Dick Suryhine (sp?) was running the competition at a local hootenanny, so each group had to do a demo tape for the judges to listen to later. When he was recording us, he just cut us off after a few bars and asked us to leave.

dh

Now you tell me! I'm gonna have to practice an extra 10 minutes a day for an extra year and maybe, just maybe, get new strings :cry:
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Hat, are you sure that isn't the Sacreligious Banjo Band? :lol:

Then there's this one, tj:

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Note: Even these are 4-string banjos :D
 

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Do any of you geezers remember a vocal group called The Harry Simeone Chorale? Well they added a banjo player and changed their name to The Hairy Simian Corral.
 

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Hairy funny, Herr Hat....
You're a very hirsute punster, aren't you?
 
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