Frank's wife runs into his doctor at the grocery store. "How's Frank?" he inquires. "Oh he's kinda sick", she says. Doctor says "I know your husband real well, he's a real hypochondriac, he's not really sick, he just thinks he's sick."
She sees him again the following week, the Doctor inquires again about Frank. "Oh, he's pretty sick" she says. "Nonsense", says the doc, I know Frank all too well, he just thinks he's sick. You watch, he'll come around."
A week later she runs into him again. "How's Frank doing?" asks the doc.
"We buried him yesterday" she says, "Now he thinks he's dead."
She sees him again the following week, the Doctor inquires again about Frank. "Oh, he's pretty sick" she says. "Nonsense", says the doc, I know Frank all too well, he just thinks he's sick. You watch, he'll come around."
A week later she runs into him again. "How's Frank doing?" asks the doc.
"We buried him yesterday" she says, "Now he thinks he's dead."
