My D44 was stolen by an escaped midget fortune teller

[BobsterMan]

He got clean away. But the cops will find him... they put out an All Points Bulletin for a small medium at large...

 

[Default]

You know, my wife has always looked up to me...


She has to, she's only 4'8".

 

[West R Lee]

Mine is much smarter than she looks. :twisted:

West

 

[Graham]

Can't do it.



You're just there to throw people off, right? :wink:

 

[Default]

My wife really IS 4'8"! :wink:

 

[BobsterMan]

4'8"... yeah, sure, and I'm 9 inches... I am sure... uh, oops, that's from the wrong end of a foot ruler. Better check it again.

 

[danerectal]

This friend of mine just got fired today. One of the girls in the office kept complaining that he told her that her hair smelled nice. My boss didn't see what the problem was until she called him into the HR office and found out he was a midget...

 

[eastcoastbuzz]

Hey BobsterMan - I had the same problem with my guitars. Found out it was the strings. The solution was to switch from lights to mediums. That way the guitars knew ahead of time that they were about to be stolen. A little prevention for a little thief!

 

[taabru45]

Then there was the medium and the psychic who bumped into each other. One said, you're fine...how am I? And the little guy was laughing...........a happy medium. :lol: Steffan

 

[JerryR]

This friend of mine just got fired today. One of the girls in the office kept complaining that he told her that her hair smelled nice. My boss didn't see what the problem was until she called him into the HR office and found out he was a midget...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :mrgreen:

 

[BobsterMan]

ok, so there was this fortune teller who wasn't very good, and she went bankrupt... she couldn't even see it coming..

 

[Default]

ok, so there was this fortune teller who wasn't very good, and she went bankrupt... she couldn't even see it coming..

Oh, I heard about her! She became a proctologist, but lost her job because of poor diagnostic skills.



She just couldn't put her finger on the problem. :?

 

[taabru45]

I saw that one coming Steffan

 

[BobsterMan]

couldn't finger it out, eh?... at least the constipated mathematician worked it out in logs with a pencil.