if we weren't married/

[dpicker]

i just had a thought or was it a dream how many guitars would we have if we weren't married. thats kind of scary. i was just kiding honey (she was watching)

 

[Graham]

i just had a thought or was it a dream how many guitars would we have if we weren't married. thats kind of scary. i was just kiding honey (she was watching)

They're always watching, pick.

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[West R Lee]

If I weren't married with kids, I'd probably have been chasing wild women around and have contracted an incurable disease. I wouldn't have any kids to have kept me with my employer for 27 years. I'd probably be dependent on some type of alcohol or chemical crutch, and would probably be living at the Salvation Army, skid row or dead!

Wives and kids have been my salvation, along with the Good Lord of course.

Now if he wants to bless me with some fine guitars..............well, that's HIS business.

West

 

[Frosty]

My dear wife complained once about the growing number of "black cases" laying around the house.

Thank goodness for tweed. :wink:

 

[Jeff]

[quotegrowing number of "black cases][/quote]

The cases, yes the cases are a bit of a clutter problem. Gettin hard to remember which case has the spare set of mediums & I have to go looking for a capo I'm missin.

 

[West R Lee]

I just dedicate a closet to them in the warm months, tuck 'em away in them in cold part of the year.

Frosty, in another post, the guys are ranting about a video you've posted, but I can't seem to find it. Can you help?

West

 

[guildzilla]

I've found that storing all of the cases in a compact corner of the basement where my wife seldom stalks, 'er, I mean walks, is good policy.

Having a few guitars that don't have cases is also a good deceptive tactic. If she does happen to count the cases, she guesses this is the maximum number of guitar on hand. You can get away with an extra four or five that way.

Just a couple Zilla tricks for you youngsters out there.

 

[West R Lee]

:idea:

 

[dpicker]

i paint the cases the same color of the wall so she can't see them walks by. also if you hang them on a wall, just hang them above eye level they never look up. i am starting to feel baaaaad.

 

[hideglue]

I'm not sure if I'm married.
15 years with the same woman.....but still no rings.
Does that still count?

 

[hansmoust]

I'm not sure if I'm married.
15 years with the same woman.....but still no rings.
Does that still count?

Hey hideglue,

Looks like we've found the secret. More than 35 years with the same women, still no rings ........ and definitely more guitars than I need!
Don't care if it counts!

Sincerely,

Hans Moust
http://www.guitarsgalore.nl

 

[dpicker]

If you can as many Guitars as you want then you are not married.

 

[capnjuan]

Does that still count?

...only if it counted 15 years ago...in which (guitar) case, the answer is yes...

 

[hideglue]

Hey hideglue,

Looks like we've found the secret. More than 35 years with the same women, still no rings ........ and definitely more guitars than I need!
Don't care if it counts!

Sincerely,

Hans Moust
http://www.guitarsgalore.nl

Hans,

35 years? Where you 10? I guess the Dutch start young.
Congratulations
And you're right.....Who cares!

 

[Graham]

Hans,

35 years? Where you 10?

 

[Scratch]

You guys are so right on... About the case thing: My recently ebay-purchased D4-12 came with a brown hardshell of all things... I caught Pam squinting a couple of times like, has that always been here? I put the hard cases up in the attic and reverted to gig bags that fit easier under the bed... :?

 

[dreadnut]

Me and the Mrs. have been happily married for 27 years now. Not bad out of 29 :lol:

She conceded recently "Things could be worse, you could be a sports junkie".

I always say "You knew I was a guitar junkie before you married me". (I owned my D-25 before I started dating her...)

Reminds me of a golf joke:

Guy says to his fiance: "Before we get married next week I have a confession to make and I want to get this out on the table before we tie the knot. I'm a golf junkie. I play in 3 leagues during the week and I usually golf every weekend too. I want you to completely understand this before we get married."

She says "As long as we're doing confessions, I have one for you too: I'm a hooker!"

"No problem", he says, "just tighten up on your grip and open up your stance a little"...

 

[dpicker]

are you playing a french horn?

 

[dklsplace]

i just had a thought or was it a dream how many guitars would we have if we weren't married.

Well, I don't remember exactly, but I think I had only 2 or 3 guitars (one was a bass) when I got married. Now 8 years into it, There's about 20 in the basement right now. 13 are my own. You want to start counting mandolins, dulcimers, amps & other...I'm not going to take the time to figure them all up. :lol:

 

[hideglue]

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are you playing a french horn?

I believe its a secret message to me. But can he find mine?....



Hey Graham! Brown-noser, eh? Why I oughta....

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