Used car salesman dies and he's standing before St. Peter, who asks "Would you like to go to Heaven or Hell?" "Heaven, of course!" the guy replies.
"Not so fast" sez St. Peter. "We have a new requirement: you must spend one day in Hell before you make your decision."
Suddenly, the guy is standing on a beautiful tropical beach - sunny, people having fun, buxom young ladies attending to his needs. He goes water skiing, golfing, walks down the beach and watches the sunset arm in arm with two knockdown gorgeous women.
Suddenly the day is over and he's standing back before St. Peter. "Well, what did you think of Hell?" St Peter asks.
"I hate to admit it" he says "but I really enjoyed it. I guess I wouldn't mind going back there."
In an instant he was back, but this time he was hanging by his wrists in a hot room full of raw sewage up to his chin and a red guy with horns poking him with a pitchfork.
"Wait a minute", he protests " I was just here yesterday - beaches, golf, women..."
"Oh, that explains it" says the guy with the pitchfork, "yesterday you were a prospect, today you're a customer!"
"Not so fast" sez St. Peter. "We have a new requirement: you must spend one day in Hell before you make your decision."
Suddenly, the guy is standing on a beautiful tropical beach - sunny, people having fun, buxom young ladies attending to his needs. He goes water skiing, golfing, walks down the beach and watches the sunset arm in arm with two knockdown gorgeous women.
Suddenly the day is over and he's standing back before St. Peter. "Well, what did you think of Hell?" St Peter asks.
"I hate to admit it" he says "but I really enjoyed it. I guess I wouldn't mind going back there."
In an instant he was back, but this time he was hanging by his wrists in a hot room full of raw sewage up to his chin and a red guy with horns poking him with a pitchfork.
"Wait a minute", he protests " I was just here yesterday - beaches, golf, women..."
"Oh, that explains it" says the guy with the pitchfork, "yesterday you were a prospect, today you're a customer!"
