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Browsing over at the Gear Page, I had to laugh at one of the listings for a Nocaster reissue. The seller is advertising as a mint relic edition. :?

Um...how could you tell? :lol:
 

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AcornHouse said:
Browsing over at the Gear Page, I had to laugh at one of the listings for a Nocaster reissue. The seller is advertising as a mint relic edition. :?

Um...how could you tell? :lol:

In which I answer yet another rhetorical question...

While in Action Music waiting for Guild to return some phone calls so we could order Mrs. Fro's F-30, I inspected three new "Road Worn" Strats. Since they were right next to each other it was obvious that they had been artificially worn to the same pattern. It's kind of hard to describe but it was clear that an imprecise process had been executed on each guitar according to the same pattern.

The second thing was that the boundaries caused by the "wear" were sharp. When I look at the play wear on my basses there is a gradual transition between the worn sections and where the finish is intact. That wasn't there and made the faux relics look artificial to me.

Lastly, I think what might have been dings in the wood of the original were dark paint on the relics.

So I do suspect if you had a Road Worn guitar you could come pretty close to determining whether it was new or used.

But the humor in the description is noted :wink:
 

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To each his own, but why the hel# would anyone pay top dollar for a new distressed guitar :? ?
 

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Ravon said:
To each his own, but why the hel# would anyone pay top dollar for a new distressed guitar :? ?
To get that gen-yew-wine, original, made in the USA, fake wear!
 

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I remember the first time I saw a 'factory-relic' LesPaul, I thought it was a really dumb idea. In fact I thought it was a Tokai copy that somebody had put a Gibson Headstock veneer on, then tried to 'age-it'.

I was disgusted. Then I played it, a great guitar!
Then I played another, also great.

Turns out the thinner lacquer and the missing lacquer let the instruments vibrate better. A lot of the relics really work as a performing guitar. Go figure.

Try one, then see if you still think they're dumb....

HH
 

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Reminds me of places/things that are promoted as having "old world charm."
Some places I've been have actually pulled it off but they don't advertise it....they just have it, FWIW. :wink:

Joe
 

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gilded said:
Then I played it, a great guitar!
Then I played another, also great.

Turns out the thinner lacquer and the missing lacquer let the instruments vibrate better. A lot of the relics really work as a performing guitar. Go figure.

Try one, then see if you still think they're dumb....

HH
The guitarist in our recreational band is light-years better than the rest of us. His only guitars are a road-worn MIM strat and a road-worn MIM Tele.
 

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fronobulax said:
So I do suspect if you had a Road Worn guitar you could come pretty close to determining whether it was new or used.
Without a doubt! Anybody with even basic knowledge or experience in the antique business could tell the difference in a heartbeat. The miracle here is that they get people to willingly pay extra for cleverly marketed fakes. Better to just send me your new guitar and I'll beat the cr*p out of it for only $20! :lol:

To each his own, but there will be no faux mojo for Joe.
 
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