Condom Sales Are Up

[Opsimath]

And the saw?? I feel I really need it right now.....

Al must be otherwise engaged. Considering the title of this thread I am not going to ask what has him so preoccupied.

 

[dreadnut]

I'm not gonna touch this conversation with a ten inch pole...

 

[adorshki]

Frequency is not a multiplier. It a measure of something over a period of time.

Not complicated....

Fair enough, but our definitions aren't mutually exclusive. The "multiplier" analogy was the more appropriate one to illustrate my point.






Lemme pull out the big gun and mention that the only guy who agreed with me is also the only one I consider truly qualified to evaluate the validity of my contention, re "improper usage"; he holds a professional teaching credential and is in fact employed at an institution of higher learning due to his credentials.

Granted he doesn't teach "grammar" per se, nonetheless he vets student essays for clarity of expression.

So, has your sexual inactivity increased Al?

Just out of curiosity, did you have a particular activity in mind?
Never mind. I'd lie like just like everybody else.

I'm not gonna touch this conversation with a ten inch pole...

See what I mean?

 

[adorshki]

Al must be otherwise engaged. Considering the title of this thread I am not going to ask what has him so preoccupied.

Measuring and pressure testing condoms to ensure they comply with the milspec:

ZZ-C-001597 A CONDOMS RUBBER CONTRACEPTIVE

everyspec.com

Verifying spec 3.7 about required manufacturer's ID and date code imprinted near open end is especially time consuming. Most folks have never unrolled one far enough to realize there was such a stamp.

4.4.7 Water leakage test is also a bit cumbersome when performed on a kitchen faucet due to COVID-imposed work-at-home methodology.

 

[walrus]

Lemme pull out the big gun and mention that the only guy who agreed with me is also the only one I consider truly qualified to evaluate the validity of my contention, re "improper usage"; he holds a professional teaching credential and is in fact employed at an institution of higher learning due to his credentials.

Granted he doesn't teach "grammar" per se, nonetheless he vets student essays for clarity of expression.

Well, gosh, thanks, but the Hatted Frau should chime in - he actually teaches writing, I think.

Here's a headline from the latest edition of our school newspaper:

Campus is not handicap accessable

Clearly, there is still work to be done...

walrus

 

[Guildedagain]