No offense intended to any attorneys out there... I know several good ones, one of whom sent me these:
The Prosecutor asked the widow why she shot her cheating husband six times.
She responded, "Because the seventh time I pulled the trigger it just went 'click, click'."
And the difference between a Divorce Lawyer and a vampire bat? One is a bloodsucking parasite.... and the other is a small mouse-like creature with wings.
The Prosecutor asked the widow why she shot her cheating husband six times.
She responded, "Because the seventh time I pulled the trigger it just went 'click, click'."
And the difference between a Divorce Lawyer and a vampire bat? One is a bloodsucking parasite.... and the other is a small mouse-like creature with wings.
