A little education..(What's a lesbian?)

[taabru45]

So this guy goes into a bar and pulls up a stool beside this nice looking woman..and asks if he could buy her a drink..She says ok, and was friendly enough to him. Well as the evening passes, and they've enjoyed several drinks together, he asks her the the expected, " Hey its getting a little late, how about if you come over to my place, and we can have a little fun together."
Well she says she's really enjoyed his company but wasn't interested because, "I'm a lesbian", she says.
"A lesbian, says he....whats a lesbian?'
She says, "Well, you see that good looking woman down there at the end of the bar?"
"Yes", he says,
"Well, I'd like to take her home, kiss and make love to her all night long", she says.
He looks down the bar to get a closer look, then slaps the side of his head, and exclaims
"I'm a lesbian!"

 

[JerryR]

So this guy goes into a bar and pulls up a stool beside this nice looking woman..and asks if he could buy her a drink..She says ok, and was friendly enough to him. Well as the evening passes, and they've enjoyed several drinks together, he asks her the the expected, " Hey its getting a little late, how about if you come over to my place, and we can have a little fun together."
Well she says she's really enjoyed his company but wasn't interested because, "I'm a lesbian", she says.
"A lesbian, says he....whats a lesbian?'
She says, "Well, you see that good looking woman down there at the end of the bar?"
"Yes", he says,
"Well, I'd like to take her home, kiss and make love to her all night long", she says.
He looks down the bar to get a closer look, then slaps the side of his head, and exclaims
"I'm a lesbian!"

Shoulda said "why don't we both chat her up and take her home together" :twisted:

Somebody called me a lesbian once - he meant to say 'thespian' :roll:

 

[Graham]

Somebody called me a lesbian once - he meant to say 'thespian' :roll:

Better than therapist. :shock:

 

[cjd-player]

Somebody called me a lesbian once - he meant to say 'thespian' :roll:

Better than therapist. :shock:

If Jer's the therapist, I'd hate to see the patient. :shock:

 

[Graham]

Somebody called me a lesbian once - he meant to say 'thespian' :roll:

Better than therapist. :shock:

If Jer's the therapist, I'd hate to see the patient. :shock:

Let's break it down. The-rapist :shock:

 

[Graham]

Let's break it down. The-rapist :shock:

Reminds me of a funny bit from Arrested Development where Tobias wants to start his new practice as an analyst and therapist so he calls himself an analrapist. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[JerryR]

Let's break it down. The-rapist :shock:

Reminds me of a funny bit from Arrested Development where Tobias wants to start his new practice as an analyst and therapist so he calls himself an analrapist. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Was that some kinda wise-crack :?: :mrgreen:

 

[Graham]

Let's break it down. The-rapist :shock:

Reminds me of a funny bit from Arrested Development where Tobias wants to start his new practice as an analyst and therapist so he calls himself an analrapist. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Was that some kinda wise-crack :?: :mrgreen:

Very cheeky Jer. :shock: :lol:

 

[cjd-player]

This thread has certainly hit bottom. :roll:

Like so many others. :mrgreen:

 

[danerectal]

Arrested Development cannot be beaten.

 

[jcwu]

Shoulda said "why don't we both chat her up and take her home together" :twisted:

And heavenly visions filled my head...