cjd-player
Senior Member
A blond woman boards a plane to Chicago and takes her seat in coach.
The plane takes off and the captain turns off the Seat Belt sign.
The woman notices an empty seat in First Class, so she grabs her carry-on and moves up.
The flight attendant notices what she has done and politely asks to see her ticket.
Upon seeing the coach ticket, she tells the woman that she must move back to her coach seat.
The woman refuses and says “I’m blond and beautiful, and I’m going to Chicago.”
Not wanting to create a scene, the flight attendant goes forward and tells the copilot of the situation.
The copilot goes back and speaks to the woman, telling her that she must return to her coach seat.
The woman refuses and says “I’m blond and beautiful, and I’m going to Chicago.”
Not wanting to create a scene, the copilot returns to the cockpit and informs the captain of the situation. He suggests that they notify the airport to have security ready when the plane lands. The captain asks: “She’s blond, right?” “No problem” he says: “I’m married to a blond. I speak blond.”
The captain goes back to the woman and whispers into her ear. She immediately grabs her carry-on and returns to her coach seat.
The flight attendant and copilot are astonished, and asked what the captain said to the women. He said: “I told her that the first class section isn’t going to Chicago.” :wink:
The plane takes off and the captain turns off the Seat Belt sign.
The woman notices an empty seat in First Class, so she grabs her carry-on and moves up.
The flight attendant notices what she has done and politely asks to see her ticket.
Upon seeing the coach ticket, she tells the woman that she must move back to her coach seat.
The woman refuses and says “I’m blond and beautiful, and I’m going to Chicago.”
Not wanting to create a scene, the flight attendant goes forward and tells the copilot of the situation.
The copilot goes back and speaks to the woman, telling her that she must return to her coach seat.
The woman refuses and says “I’m blond and beautiful, and I’m going to Chicago.”
Not wanting to create a scene, the copilot returns to the cockpit and informs the captain of the situation. He suggests that they notify the airport to have security ready when the plane lands. The captain asks: “She’s blond, right?” “No problem” he says: “I’m married to a blond. I speak blond.”
The captain goes back to the woman and whispers into her ear. She immediately grabs her carry-on and returns to her coach seat.
The flight attendant and copilot are astonished, and asked what the captain said to the women. He said: “I told her that the first class section isn’t going to Chicago.” :wink:
