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adorshki

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"911, do you need police, fire or ambulance ?"
"There's a prowler in my yard."
"Male or female?"
"Female, I think."
"What is she wearing?"
"Just a big orange T-shirt, I think. Oh wait, she's taking it off. Now she's skinny-dipping in my pool."
"Ok, we have officers on the way."
"Um.....do you think they could wait for a little while?"
 
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