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GAD · Nov 13, 2022

GAD · Nov 13, 2022

GAD · Nov 13, 2022

If you've ever wondered why software sucks, this is it in a nutshell:

GAD · Nov 13, 2022

If you've ever wondered why there are so many standards (think USB):

GAD · Nov 13, 2022

This is so true it hurts. I used to have this as a slide in one of my classes.

GAD · Nov 13, 2022

This one may as well be from my house:

GGJaguar · Nov 13, 2022

Opsimath · Nov 13, 2022

GGJaguar said:

That's pretty impressive, but they're missing out on holding and cuddling the babies.

Have you ever held a sleeping baby just because you didn't want to put it down?

GAD · Nov 13, 2022

Opsimath said:
That's pretty impressive, but they're missing out on holding and cuddling the babies.

Have you ever held a sleeping baby just because you didn't want to put it down?

Have you ever gotten tired of the screaming and begged for such an apparatus?

Opsimath · Nov 13, 2022

GAD said:
Have you ever gotten tired of the screaming and begged for such an apparatus?

I think I have a lot of scream sympathy for babies. I just want to make it better so they can be happy.

JohnW63 · Nov 13, 2022

I remember so much lost time driving around the neighborhood or doing laps around the house pushing an umbrella stroller trying to get the kid to go to sleep! Eventually we found that " get a firm mattress so the kid won't have back trouble or smother " firm mattress was so damn hard I didn't blame the kid for waking up when ever we put him in it. I think that having one half of that double feeder was have fit the " please go to sleep! " bit quite well.

Opsimath · Nov 13, 2022

JohnW63 said:
I remember so much lost time driving around the neighborhood or doing laps around the house pushing an umbrella stroller trying to get the kid to go to sleep! Eventually we found that " get a firm mattress so the kid won't have back trouble or smother " firm mattress was so damn hard I didn't blame the kid for waking up when ever we put him in it. I think that having one half of that double feeder was have fit the " please go to sleep! " bit quite well.

Yeah, I walked my crying baby until I felt like I couldn't take another step without falling down, and then sat and bounced and rocked him until we both passed out from exhaustion. Good times!

Nuuska · Nov 14, 2022

Is there a poop diaper automatic change machine somewhere ?

GGJaguar · Nov 14, 2022

Opsimath said:
I walked my crying baby until I felt like I couldn't take another step

I turned the vacuum cleaner on. Worked like a charm, though it was annoying.

walrus · Nov 14, 2022

We were lucky. Our babies slept like babies. I miss those days a lot...

walrus

GGJaguar · Nov 16, 2022

GAD · Nov 16, 2022

GGJaguar said:

Man, I don’t miss doing defrags. I do kind of miss the endorphins as the final block moved, though.

JohnW63 · Nov 16, 2022

I liked the older defragers. They did what the above pictures looks like. The newer ones just tidy it up a bit. I know, it's not necessary anymore but if you're gonna' say you cleaned your room, sonny, you better make it look good!

fronobulax · Nov 17, 2022

Of course Thou Shalt Not Defrag A SSD.

GAD · Dec 15, 2022

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